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misfit4leaf wrote in statements May 21, 2014 22:57

In Soviet Russia, Mothership posts you.

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things I realise whilst reading the news.

himynameishelen wrote in statements Mar 24, 2012 20:45

It has been so long since I recieved a spanking.

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These are my "family" portraits and they're way fucking cuter than your kids or grandma.

dogscanlookup wrote in statements Mar 20, 2012 13:32

My favorite framed photo on my mantel is my girlfriend and our future baby daddy wearing leis and sharing one pair of size 15 panties.

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angi_is_altered wrote in statements Feb 05, 2012 19:15

The only time I am interested in the super bowl is when it involves getting free food or booze at a party.

thewoman_76, look at me i'm white and nerdy, damn this tag is scandalous

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tubofgoodthings wrote in statements Dec 24, 2011 13:06

LIKE JOSEF STALIN AND GHANDI, I'M THE CULT OF PERSONALITY.

tubofgoodthings, lyrics, damn this tag is scandalous

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fearnot wrote in statements Dec 06, 2011 14:48

My grandparents each have a scandalous sister.

damn this tag is scandalous, fearnot

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Ooooooooooooooooh

sperose wrote in statements Nov 26, 2011 08:43

My across the hall neighbor just came home.

damn this tag is scandalous, sperose

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yet here I am stating.

mslauren2930 wrote in statements Jul 20, 2011 16:57

I have nothing interesting to state.

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When you see it......

angi_is_altered wrote in statements Jun 09, 2011 20:57

This will definitively be amusing to those of you who are a fan of Harry Potter.

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popelizbet wrote in statements May 13, 2011 23:59

Memphis has asecretworld at the moment.

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